"SPIDER-MAN: HERO OR MENACE?"
Daily Bugle, 1964 – Still running this headline in some form
"SPIDER-MENACE DESTROYS BRIDGE — WAS IT AN ACCIDENT? WE SAY NO."
The answer is always no, regardless of evidence
"SPIDER-MAN SAVES CITY FROM GOBLIN — WHO SENT THE GOBLIN? SPIDER-MAN, PROBABLY."
J. Jonah Jameson, master of the rhetorical pivot
🎬 JJJ Rants While Spider-Man Saves Someone Outside His Window
JJJ is mid-rant about Spider-Man. Camera slowly reveals Spider-Man catching a falling person in the window behind him. JJJ never notices.
🎬 JJJ Interviews Clone Commander Rex
Rex has survived Umbara, Kadavo, and Order 66. Nothing prepared him for Jonah. Rex stares directly into camera.
🎬 Peter Sells Photos, JJJ Lowballs Him
Classic scene. Peter needs money. JJJ offers $10 per photo. Peter took 200 photos. JJJ is delighted.
🎬 JJJ Hires Scorpion — Immediately Regrets It
JJJ's brilliant plan: hire a superpowered assassin to destroy Spider-Man. The assassin destroys JJJ's office first. JJJ has no one to blame but Spider-Man.